Threesome Kingdom | Short Story

Threesome Kingdom
Written by: Chris Williams

Words: 325
Genre: Comedy/Fantasy/Fairy Tale
A/N: Thanks to Ashvini wanting another story. . . enjoy the comedy. I did.

A long, long time ago in a land right in front of your face. . .

And this land was known as Spontanea Combusti which had only three kingdoms. The middle kingdom had a prince, Prince Marshmallow. To his left was a kingdom with a princess who was called Princess Coconut who often consulted her aide, Uncle Evil. To his right was another kingdom with a princess named Princess Banana. Both were to unite with the Marshmallow and create single kingdom.

So, Prince Marshmallow took the each princess on a date, but found that both were equally entertaining. And both princesses found the prince to be sweet and cuddly, yet addicting, like crack. (which is also white, coincidentally) In order to find out who was better he held contests. The first contest was a literary contest. Each had to produce a single story, but both excelled equally, yet again. So the next step was for poetry. Yet again, the same outcome.

The Prince realized the only thing that could set them apart. He held a wet t-shirt contest at his castle, but discovered both were again equal. In an uproar of brilliance, he arranged to have a small pit built and filled with water and dirt, turning it to mud. He ordered them to display their strenghts in a mud wrestling competition.

The Prince was baffled why two could be so equal. Then it hit him like a truckload of bricks. He must marry BOTH women and unite all the land under the rule of the threesome. The marriage ceremony was held in his castle's grand hall which was half-Hindu for the Coconut Princess and half-Christian for the Banana and Marshmallow.

In the years to come the Marshmallow and Coconut would make Chrindus and Coconut Creme Pies, while the Marshmallow and the Banana made Banana Creme Pies. However, the Banana Princess and the Coconut Princess never got along and continuously fought for Marshmallow's attention.