Friday, February 22, 2008

Jack Canyon and the Book of Origin | PART ONE

Words: 1569

There it was within arms reach gleaming at him like a crown jewel, like the holy grail. He inched closer to it with sweat rolling down his cheek and forehead. He tried not to breath too hard, but he was so nervous. Finally, he grabbed it and pulled it into his arms without making much of an audible sound. Abruptly the hollow chamber shook violently forcing him to grunt.

Jack Canyon wasn't about to give in just yet. He was tougher than nails, sometimes. He kept the dusty old book close as he spun on his heels and moved out of the way just as a boulder crashed down where he stood. He looked back for just a moment and sighed heavily. That was close! He jolted to the side as the ground shook and split open in several places. Holes opened up, swallowing parts of the floor. Son of a. . . And again. He jumped across to solid piece of ground. The floor was now like swiss cheese and the solid ground pillars holding him up.

He continued across the checkerboard of solid earth trying to get to the exit. He slid the book, which had a single coin-shaped medallion embedded in the leather cover, into his messenger bag and leaped across to another pillar, which gave way at the edge, almost dumping him into the dark abyss below. He held on for dear life, but was slowly slipping. He wasn't sure he'd make it. Then the ledge gave way dropping him into oblivion.

SPLASH! Jack hit a lake of water below, or what he thought to be a lake. The temple of Neptune/Poseidon housed a pool for the deity. The writing on the wall near the entrance had given Jack the comfort to continue his trek for the book. He was set to find that ALL religions of the world were centered around a single deity, regardless of what you called him. The book in his sack was called The Book of Origin.

Jack came up for air, breathing deeply as he looked around the dim chamber. Torches along the wall were scarcely placed. He couldn't see much, let alone anything right in front of him. He floated on the top, bobbing up and down. Was there a way out?

The sudden sound of gushing water wasn't good. Jack's head darted around looking for waterfall pouring water in, but he saw none. He was baffled until he felt a jerk. Water wasn't pouring in, it was pouring out! Before he knew it, he was sliding down stone slants, and then plummeting several feet to another slide that went the opposite direction. Finally, he ended up in a raging river that sent him rushing downstream.

The white rapids rolled across the top of the water and passed rocks. Jack smashed into one and continued down the river without much control of where he could go. He just went with the flow. He latched onto a small branch as the water kept beating against him violently. He held on until the branch broke and he drifted on.

The bend in the river didn't look fair or friendly. It was quite horrific and scary, clad with rocks and roots. He smacked into the roots and tried to hang on, but the swift river was overpowered him and sent him along. Finally, he reached the calmer end.

Beaten and battered by the ferocious stream, Jack washed up on a stretch of sand far from the temple and in the middle of The Grande River of Sicily in the province of Palermo. He breathed slowly as the sun beamed down on his face, until someone shadowed the sunlight. They stood overhead. The shadow was of a feminine figure. He looked up without much effort, since she shielded him from the bright sun.

“How did you find me?” Jack asked with a silly grin on his face.

“It wasn't hard, Jack,” she stated kneeling down to him. “You told me to wait outside the entrance, so I did. I heard the loud noises and rumbling of the place and then the water pouring out.” She tilted her head to the side. “I saw you flushed out like you were sewage, Jack.”

“Oh, fine way to think of me, Sophia,” Jack stated, pretending to be hurt by her words.

“Do you plan to lie there all day or do I have to pull your bloody arse out all the way back to Palermo?” Sophia Stone didn't play around when it came to her American boss. She was British by birth and raised in America by her parents, who were in someway involved in archaeology. She got entangled with Jack years ago, unfortunately, and has regretted it everyday since. Sophia shook her sandy blonde hair as she turned away from him.

“Not going to ask if I got the book?” Jack teased.

“Jack, we both know, due to that awful rumble back at the temple, that you got the book,” Sophia said blatantly. “I'm not stupid.”

“I didn't think you to be, princess,” Jack said rising to a seated position.

“Don't call me that,” she argued. “My father called me that. You, sir, can't!”

“Don't get your panties in a wad there, Soph,” Jack told her as he got to his feet. He dusted off his faded green Carhartt canvas pants and dark gray t-shirt, though now the dirt was mostly mud. There wasn't much he could do with his short brown hair since it was soaked.

“Don't start thinking you had an affect on my panties, Mr. Canyon,” Sophia said in a professional tone. “Now, can we get back to the hotel and back home, please?”

“Sure,” he told her as he adjusted his messenger bag and followed her up to the jeep.

Once in the jeep, Sophia started up the vehicle and headed back towards the city they were housed at. She couldn't believe her luck. Three years ago, she had decided to look into a secretary/assistant/librarian job for a local archaeologist, who is better known to the world as a grave robber. She sighed as those thoughts rolled through her mind. Maybe now was time to quit? Her father would never forgive her for that, though. She didn't understand how her father and Jack Canyon were colleagues.

She looked over at Jack, who was skimming through the book he had just stolen from the Roman/Greek temple. “So, what's that supposed to do or tell you?”

“It's supposed to tell of how all the religions of the world are connected, thus proving my theory,” Jack admitted.

“So, this isn't so much fortune and glory is it? It's more about your ego and pride.”

“I'm hurt you'd think such a thing,” Jack said with a fake pouting expression on his face.

The poor girl could only roll her eyes at her boss as they reached the city limits of Palermo. “I'll be glad when I'm back in the office at my desk. I do believe that was the job I applied for.” She shot him a scornful glance.

“Hm,” Jack thought for a moment as he closed the book and looked over at her. “Actually, you're an assistant. You assist me in anything I do, which includes field work.”

“I really did like this adventure better than the adventure you held in India,” she reminded him.

“You'll never let that go, will you?” Jack asked.

“Never,” she stated coldly. “I'm not the one who stole the Dagger of Wisdom from the temple of Ganesha to not only piss off the Indian government but the archaeologist, Yashodhan Tej. He trusted you.”

“It's not entirely my fault,” Jack argued.

“Yes, it is, Jack! It took a lot of convincing on my part to get Professor Tej to let you keep it.”

“I was almost out of the country,too,” Jack lied, which got another look from Sophia. “I apologized.”

“After they threatened to cut off your--”

“Okay, let's not get into that again, okay?” Jack asked fearfully.

Sophia smiled slightly at him. “I don't blame you, though. If I had one of those and someone threatened to just cut it off in the most painful way, I'd beg for mercy, too.”

“I never thanked you either, did I?”

“Nope,” she said pulling into the parking garage of the hotel. “You know, I'm sure Yash should be sending you a copy of his well acclaimed Hindu book soon.”

“Really?”

“Well, you did help him locate the temple, find the dagger, and the possible location of the Babylonian sundisk,” Sophia told him.

“Yeah, still uncomfortable about that,” Jack admitted. “I mean, a powerful disk that can capture the sun's rays and destroy entire cities, possibly countries, is unsettling to me.”

“But he let you keep the dagger,” she reminded him as she parked the jeep and stepped out. “Let's just go home and sort this out. We have yet to find trouble here. I don't want to run into trouble. It'd be a nice change.”

“Oh, come on, your lack of faith in me really weakens my ego,” Jack told her as she continued onward toward the room.

“That's the point, Jack,” she told herself as she neared the elevator. “Are you coming?”

Jack walked quickly to the elevator and stepped on. He sighed heavily as the doors closed and it headed up.


To Be Continued. . .

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

*jumps up and down* YAAAAAAAY!



*hops around excitedly*

I can't wait. I can't wait. I CAN'T WAIT!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Retreat #2: Secrets, Parts 1-4

Retreat #2: Secrets
Written and Created By: Chris Williams

Sheriff Valentine is kidnapped and Cameron West is the prime suspect, but not everyone is buying Deputy Ashley Ford's accusations. They slowly help solve the case and find the real kidnapper, who had been with them and deceiving them all along.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Retreat #1: The Beginning, Parts 1-4

Retreat #1: The Beginning
Written and Created By: Chris Williams

The Premiere of the 12 story series puts Cameron West, a man trying to get over the death of his family, into a unique position. He is given a pass to an island off the Atlantic Coast of the United States, but this island has many secrets that are bizarre. This 6 month retreat for Cam turns into more of an adventure than he ever expected.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Threesome Kingdom | Short Story

Threesome Kingdom
Written by: Chris Williams


Words: 325
Genre: Comedy/Fantasy/Fairy Tale
A/N: Thanks to Ashvini wanting another story. . . enjoy the comedy. I did.

A long, long time ago in a land right in front of your face. . .

And this land was known as Spontanea Combusti which had only three kingdoms. The middle kingdom had a prince, Prince Marshmallow. To his left was a kingdom with a princess who was called Princess Coconut who often consulted her aide, Uncle Evil. To his right was another kingdom with a princess named Princess Banana. Both were to unite with the Marshmallow and create single kingdom.

So, Prince Marshmallow took the each princess on a date, but found that both were equally entertaining. And both princesses found the prince to be sweet and cuddly, yet addicting, like crack. (which is also white, coincidentally) In order to find out who was better he held contests. The first contest was a literary contest. Each had to produce a single story, but both excelled equally, yet again. So the next step was for poetry. Yet again, the same outcome.

The Prince realized the only thing that could set them apart. He held a wet t-shirt contest at his castle, but discovered both were again equal. In an uproar of brilliance, he arranged to have a small pit built and filled with water and dirt, turning it to mud. He ordered them to display their strenghts in a mud wrestling competition.

The Prince was baffled why two could be so equal. Then it hit him like a truckload of bricks. He must marry BOTH women and unite all the land under the rule of the threesome. The marriage ceremony was held in his castle's grand hall which was half-Hindu for the Coconut Princess and half-Christian for the Banana and Marshmallow.

In the years to come the Marshmallow and Coconut would make Chrindus and Coconut Creme Pies, while the Marshmallow and the Banana made Banana Creme Pies. However, the Banana Princess and the Coconut Princess never got along and continuously fought for Marshmallow's attention.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Rise of the Insane Empire | Short Story

Rise of the Insane Empire
Written by: Chris Williams

Words: 323
Genre: Comedy/Fantasy/Fairy Tale
A/N: This story was written out of pure comedy, or insanity. Depends on how one looks at it. This story is written as told to Ashvini Rajah, when we were talking over MSN. (not istant messaging, voice chat!) I told her a story so she'd fall asleep. Which she did.


Once upon a time, there was an empress who had an evil uncle who often made fun of her to the point of calling her a pumpkinhead. This empress had kinky hair and cute glasses. The empress was in love with the Emperor Insanity, who unfortunately loved an older woman who lived in a shell. The emperor wasn't about to let go of the woman, so the empress devised a plan. The empress waited one night for the older maiden to be all alone and she sent her guards to kidnap and imprison her.


The young maiden had no idea what was going on and feared for h
er life. The empress set up a time and day for her execution. Her crime: interfering with the Empress's love life. So Empress Coconut told the emperor that the woman ran away. Which broke his heart.


The empress did her best to woo the emperor and took him out to dinner, A BIG DINNER, but the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach. It's a little further south. So, the empress did her best, her very best to get to his heart. It worked and the emperor was smitten by such a love that he whisked her away to his empire, which he called the Insane Empire and where they lived happily ever after with little Caucindians running around and a dog, an itty bitty dog.


The emperor and empress got married, and the empress got a ring in her nose to prove her love for him. She loved messing up his hair and his crazy sexual jokes.


OH! The older woman (by a few years, mind you) did escape and saw the two insanely happy. She saw Empress Coconut getting her way into Emperor Insanity's heart, and not through his stomach. So, she ran away from the empire to hide in her shell near the sea, but a typhoon hit and she drowned.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

"The Stain" | Short original story

"The Stain"
Written by: Chris Williams


Words: 1294
Genre: Thriller/Mystery/Suspense
A/N: Characters are mine, story is mine. The Premise could be related to the Tell-Tale Heart, I guess.

What's that? He thought to himself as he squirmed in his bed. He kicked the covers hard as his hand felt something wet, but it wasn't all over. It was just one little spot next to him. He sprung up from where the pillow and turned the bed side lamp on. He gasped at the sight of the stain. The blood stain!

Jason Sparks was an ordinary man. He was well known in the community as a mystery writer. A top selling mystery writer at that. He was rich, and sociable. He often worked with the police on cases to get a better feel for his next top selling mystery novel.

He jerked the sheets off the bed and gathered them in his arms before taking them down to the laundry. He didn't like seeing the bloodstain, especially after that tragic event, that tragic night. He made it and tossed the sheets in before starting the machine. As the water filled it, he poured in the detergent. He hoped it would get the stain out. He sighed heavily and moved away as the washer began to shake.

Plopping down in his favorite chair, Jason stared at the typewriter on the desk in front of him. He laid his head back to rest momentarily, but fell asleep instead. The night before proved to be sleepless. The bloodstain on the sheets was annoying him. How did it get there? It had been washed out two nights before.

He jerked up minutes later. No. He checked the clock. It was hours later and that meant the wash was done. He got to his feet to check it, but the doorbell rang abruptly, startling him. He marched to the door to see who it could be. He was stunned that it was none other than the sheriff. Jason was nervous. It was a sure tell of that when he began to clench and relax his hand over and over. He often moved his fingers in a massaging manner against the hand they were on, rubbing the tips against his palm.

“Hello, Jason,” the Sheriff said as Jason opened the door, welcoming him in.

“Hi, Sheriff Harper, can I help you?”

“Yeah, just thought I'd see how you were doing,” Harper stated as he entered the house. He stepped into the living room and stood patiently.

“I was just doing laundry,” Jason admitted. “Could I get you something to drink?”

“No, thanks, I just had some coffee. Can I take a look around?”

“Sure,” Jason said with a nod. “I need to check the laundry again.”

“I think I'll join you.” Harper followed him into the laundry room, where Jason opened the washer.

“Do you see something in the water?” Jason asked.

Harper looked into the washer for a moment. “There's nothing there.”

“Oh.”

“Are you feeling okay?” Harper asked him. “Listen, I'll just take a look in the bedroom.” Then he began to walk out.

Jason pulled the sheets out of the washer and placed them into the dryer. Once that was set, he began his search for the sheriff.

“In here!” He replied as he heard Jason enter. “I was just noticing the bed.”

“I've had to wash the sheets so many times,” Jason announced. “I've washed them everyday, and it still feels weird.”

“I could imagine,” Harper stated as he examined the mattress. “I don't think I could even sleep in the same house where my wife was murdered.”

“It's hard to do, but I think I can manage,” Jason said nervously. “She didn't want me to sell the house when she was living. Somehow, I don't think she'd like now either.”

Harper smiled at Jason's commitment to his deceased wife. “That's quite an honorable thing.”

“Thanks, Sheriff,” Jason said. “So, did you find anything?”

“Huh?” He asked, standing up. He looked down at the bed and then back at Jason. “Oh, no, I was just looking. It's strange. No leads as to who might've done it.”

“I'm sure you're doing your best, Sheriff,” Jason assured him.

“I don't think it's good enough,” Harper admitted sadly.

Jason stood in silence as the sheriff walked out of the room and back to the front door. “If there's anything you need, feel free to ask.”

“I will,” Harper answered. “And you do the same.”

Jason watched him leave and locked the door quickly. He had sweaty palms which he wiped against the thighs of his pants. He once again fell into his chair and stared blankly at the typewriter. “OK, let's try this again.” He closed his eyes and placed his hands on the keys, and went to work.

***

He was startled by the dryer's buzzer that went off. Jason jumped to his feet and moved quickly to pull the sheets out. He inspected them thoroughly. “Ah, finally,” he said. The stain was out. He relaxed and took them back to his bed. His morning had been mostly wasted on those damned sheets. As he made his bed, his mind went over the events of that night. He found his wife stabbed to death. One single stab wound to her chest, which left blood in a single pool.

“And there,” he said to himself as he finished. He pulled the bedspread back over the sheets and set the pillows on top the way his wife always did.

***

The next morning he was awakened by something. He felt the same wet spot in the same place. Jason jumped out of bed and jerked the covers off to reveal. . . Nothing! What the fuck? He wasn't sure what was going on, but it was awfully strange.

A loud knock came at the door again, which freaked Jason out even more. He began to panic. He moved quickly to the living room door and opened it to find the sheriff. “Can I help you?”

“You were acting mighty strange yesterday,” Harper told him. “I just thought I'd check on you, again. I began to wonder about not getting a lead on your wife's killer. Well, then it dawned on me when you were acting peculiar yesterday.”

“Oh?” Jason asked nervously.

“Yeah, I do believe you were trying to tell me something,” Harper announced. Then he whispered, “Is he in the house?”

“What?”

“Is he still here?” Harper whispered. “Has he threatened to kill you if you talked?” He moved into the bedroom and noticed the messy bed. “Did you just wake up?”

“Yes, yes I--” Jason then noticed the bloodstain on the sheets again. Oh, shit! “I haven't made the bed. Let me. . .” He began doing so, but the bloodstain seeped through the bedspread as well. He began to panic worse.

“You're looking pale, Jason. Are you feeling sick?”

“No, I'm fine,” he said in a shaky voice.

Harper moved to the bed and pulled the sheets back, which pushed Jason into an even deeper frenzy. He grabbed the Sheriff's arm with his sweaty hand. “Something wrong?”

“It won't go away,” he murmured. “The bloodstain.”

“What bloodstain?”

“THAT bloodstain,” Jason pointed out. “That's where I killed my wife. And now its haunting.”

You killed your wife?” Harper asked quite shocked.

“Yes,” Jason said breaking down and crying. “Ever since that bloodstain continues to return even after I have washed the sheets twice in one day. It's impossible the get rid of!”

“I don't see a bloodstain, Jason,” Harper stated as he pulled out his handcuffs.

“But, but its right there,” he argued as he felt the cold metal of the cuffs clinched around his wrists.

Was it guilt that drove Jason to see the bloodstain, a figment of his imagination or subconscious trying to get him to come clean? Perhaps, it was his late wife coming through to force him to confess.